[ SOCCER ] Player Arrested On Herion Charges in Africa
An unnamed soccer player was arrested while trying to leave a Kenyan airport with over SH300,000 (whatever that is) worth of herion. The herion was encased tiny pellets located in a small bag. Assuming the player had already swallowed more pellets, the Kenyan customs agents locked up the footballer in a special observation room, and gave him food. And, "Between November 14 and yesterday (Sunday), he had emitted 21 pellets which had heroin," Mr Nyakwaka said. "This makes a total of 30 pellets. The pellets were stuffed with heroin with a street value of Sh300,000."Meaning, He swallowed + They Fed + He Shit + They Found = JAIL
What have we learned? If you're gonna swallow herion pellets, do not, I repeat, DO NOT poop them out.
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posted by the judge @ 3:24 PM
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