[ SOCCER ] Wayne Rooney's 6 Minutes, 22 Sec in Heaven
England may be the only place in the world where an ugly, fat, and cocky overpaid twenty year old soccer player can have his pick of women. Manchester United's Wayne Rooney was captured, well not really, having a six minute and 22 second rendezvous with a random, groupie type. Now, I say 'not really', because the closed circut television camera in England's Odyssey club's back kitchen was covered with a towel.
Well, that was after the camera already cought the lovely vixen, Emily Fountain, "waiting on her own in the white-tiled room, giggling excitedly and adjusting her boobs." Rooney then walked in, the camera was covered, and 6 minutes and 22 seconds later, the world was left baffled. Wayne eventually fessed up to only just "kissing and cuddling" Emily. Why do we care? Not because Wayne's already engaged to a golddigger extraordinaire, but simply because six minutes and twenty two seconds is not a figure to be proud of.
Well, that was after the camera already cought the lovely vixen, Emily Fountain, "waiting on her own in the white-tiled room, giggling excitedly and adjusting her boobs." Rooney then walked in, the camera was covered, and 6 minutes and 22 seconds later, the world was left baffled. Wayne eventually fessed up to only just "kissing and cuddling" Emily. Why do we care? Not because Wayne's already engaged to a golddigger extraordinaire, but simply because six minutes and twenty two seconds is not a figure to be proud of.
Emily Fountain. Her mother must be proud.Courteousy of The Sun
posted by the judge @ 1:31 PM
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