Thursday, December 15, 2005

[FOOTBALL] NFL Vikings Charged With "Lewd" Conduct

lewd : (lood) adj: 1. Preoccupied with sex and sexual desire; lustful. 2. Obscene; indecent.

Four members of the Minnesota Vikings were charged today with indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd or lascivious conduct for taking part in a October bawdy boat party on Lake Minnetonka.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS:



Name:
Bryant McKinnie
Street Name: Smiles
Crime: Put woman on bar in the lounge area, performed oral sex on her; later recieved oral sex from a women while sitting in a deck chair.
Punishment: If convicted, faces up to a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $10,000 fine on each count.



Name: Daunte Culpepper, Quarterback
Street Name: The Iceman
Crime: Got a lap dance from a naked woman in one boat's bar area; put his hands on her buttocks.
Punishment: If convicted, faces up to a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $10,000 fine on each count.




Name: Fred Smoot
Street Name: Baby Face
Weapon: Used sex toy on two women on the floor in the lounge area. Punishment: If convicted, faces up to a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $10,000 fine on each count.





Name: Moe Williams
Street Name: Winky
Crime: Got a lap dance from a topless dancer and placed his hands on her breasts;

Punishment: If convicted, faces up to a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $10,000 fine on each count.





Oh, I'm sure their mothers are proud.



More Info: CBS News