[FOOTBALL] Police Blotter, College Edition
Dec 11, 2005; Los Angeles: UCLA kicker Justin Medlock was arrested for investigation of drunken driving and felony hit-and-run after allegedly leaving the scene of the accident, which left a member of the school's women's golf team, Hanna Jun, seriously injured, authorities said Sunday...[ full story]Since when do football players hang out with women's golfers? Whatever happened to cheerleaders? Recently divorced teachers? Strippers?
Photo Courtesy of Bruin Report Online.
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Dec 12, 2005; Denver: A Univ of Colo defensive tackle, Clint O'neal and his cross country runner girlfriend Jackie Zeigle are being accussed of sending a racist email. " O'Neal and Zeigle, who are both white, sent the typo-filled message to Greg Castro. It called Castro a "river rat" and "border hopper." The message suggested O'Neal would drag Castro behind his car. Zeigle told police she was retaliating against her teammate because he is obsessed with her and harasses her."... [full story]Racists never make good spellers. Studies show that their one, lone tooth and southern drawl cause them to mispronounce their words, thus affecting their spelling.
Photo courtesy of University of Colo. Athletics. By the way, thats Laura, Jackie's twin sister in the picture. Same thing.
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Dec 7, 2005; El Paso, TX: A former UTEP football player, Ibok Ibok, was arrested after police say he broke into a house, straddled the resident on his bed and shook him awake, then spent about an hour breaking furniture and punching holes in walls... [full story]
People, his name is Ibok Ibok. I couldn't find a picture of this man, but I'm sure he looks just as mythical as his name sounds.
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Dec 12, 2005; Pennsylvania: Indiana University of Pennsylvania football player, James Carson, was arrested early Sunday and is charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment in connection with the 2:12 a.m. incident at the off-campus apartment of the victim, Corey Allen Heiks.
James, who's listed as a freshman linebacker, has not played a single game for the university and has entirely too much time on his hands....[full story]
Photo courtesy of IUP Athletics.
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Dec 13, 2005; Missouri: Two Truman State University football players, Joshua D. Kilcrease, 21, and Darnell B. Williams, 21, were arrested Sunday for the assault of two men, Theodore Tarrant, kitchen manager of the Wooden Nickel, and Daniel Vogt, owner of the restaurant... [full story]
Unlike most crazy college football arrest stories, this one involves running middle-aged men over and stomping them into oblivion. Even worse, Darnell is a Justice Systems major. Irony, oh how it'll bite you in the ass.
Photos courtesy of Truman State Athletics.
posted by the judge @ 6:57 AM
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